What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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