She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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