i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
We need to get me chipped asap
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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