i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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