no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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