I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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