why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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