This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
