Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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