i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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