i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i came on her dog
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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