I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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