Non-Jews are for practice
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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The power of my boobs compel you
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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