thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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