Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
True college students do jello shots in the library
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
