I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
