you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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