What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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