I want to stick my p in your. b.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
so much tequila, so little girl.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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