No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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