i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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