He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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