He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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