I'm really into asian looking animals
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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