Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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