do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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