Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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