im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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