new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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