when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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