Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
bring money and cleavage
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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