wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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