Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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