Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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