party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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