In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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