She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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