With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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