If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Randomize
