oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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