that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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