We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
