We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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