is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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