Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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