I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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