Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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