Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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