We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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