ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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