Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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