I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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