Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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