yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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