Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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